In the freshman year Loki created the Happy Valley and the asteroid.”

“The Tome of Commencement (a Rogetification of the Book of Genesis) is a synonymical translation of the first book of the Old Testament. 

Created using spreadsheets and Formulae and an ACTUAL human whom we shall refer to as Tom Jenks, this book should be left in the antechambers of Sunday Schools and Kingdom Halls all over the world. Next time someone knocks at your door trying to turn you on to GOD, offer them this. It makes more sense.”

– Stephen Emmerson (Blart Books)

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